The anything but "it" thread

[outlander]

goodnight @Shaz51 sleep well

[oceangirl]

Goodnight, my sister 

@Shaz51 

[Shaz51]

Hello @oceangirl , @CheerBear , @outlander , @MDT , @Adge , @frog , @Hope4me 

anyone around for a game -- @Former-Member , @Ali11 

[Adge]

Qn - What's Black & White, & Read all-over?

[Shaz51]

the paper @Adge 

[Adge]

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

[Adge]

Yes it is @Shaz51 A newspaper.

[Shaz51]

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

time to get a new one @Adge 

[Adge]

Absolutely right @Shaz51 A new elephant-proof fence (if there is such a thing).

[Adge]

Why did the tomato Blush?

Because it saw the Salad Dressing....

Sorry, very old (corny) jokes - at least 50 years old, in fact.